Caption Contest: Can You Really Put A Label Worth Of My Mug?

Marine mammal trainers get photographed.  A lot.  I happen to have one of the least photogenic faces of anyone currently alive.   I also speak very animatedly to everyone I meet.  Pair these facts together and what do you get?

A collection of unflattering pictures of yours truly.  Oh, I have so many more. 

Submit your ideas for captions for the following three photos.  The winner shall be declared on Tuesday the 9th on here and on Facebook! 

Pic 1

Pic 2

Pic 3

 God I'm hot.